What baby?

It sort of cracks me up to see the last post I wrote, complaining about the 15 pounds I gained back after being so sick.

Because now, 5 months later, let’s just say I’m an ADDITIONAL 15 pounds heavier. Easy on the McDonald’s, I know.

Actually, the reason is this human being that GOD decided to grow inside me.

Yes, R and I are pregnant, and due in about 2 months. It’s a boy. Holdontoyourhats.

I predict this blog will now be about keeping myself sane through sleepless nights and diaper changes. Did I mention that I grew up as an only child? Yeah, that means I need a class on diaper changes, washing a baby, cleaning out baby’s ears, cleaning his nose with a bulb-sucker thingy, and what-not. Blessedly, our hospital offers “parenting for dummies,” and it doesn’t even require a graduation certificate.

Which makes me wonder, why is it that you need a license to operate a vehicle but not a license to operate a SMALL, FRAGILE, HUMAN BEING WHO AT ANY MOMENT YOU COULD RUIN FOR LIFE WITH YOUR STUPIDITY?

Just curious.

So anyway, just so we all get what’s happened, here:

This girl

Plus this guy

(Just kidding, he will kill me when he sees this)

(This one is much better)

EQUALS

I kid. We have no clue what our son will look like. But isn’t this a cute picture of a little man that R took on one of this travels to India? Oh yes, indeed.

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