39 Weeks, 1 Day
Today I went to work late. And went home early. Why?
Because my body is like, I’M CARRYING A HUMAN BEING, SO SLOWDOWNALREADY.
So I came home and put my feet up on the bed.
And Milner did this.
And this.
What you can’t see is that there’s a baseball game going on outside the window at the local high school.
He likes him some baseball.
Unless something on the floor is better.
And in case you’re wondering, I generally lock him in the bedroom with me.
Why must I be so cruel, you ask?
Um. Yeah.
Goodbye, only-pair-of-cute-yet-comfy-black-flats-I-owned.
At 39 weeks, 1 day pregnant, I cannot handle another comfy-shoe-loss like this.
Don’t judge.
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